Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
He that buys land buys many stones,
He that buys flesh buys many bones,
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.
Work like you don't need the money.
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.
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