If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.
This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
With comedy I can search for the profound.
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I do do standup comedy because a lot of people don't know that's where I started.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
I wanted to write something that would be a comedy in the sense of making people feel happier when they finish it than they did when began it.
And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit.
We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
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