There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.
There's a woman in the United States who predicted the plane we were traveling on would crash. Now, a lot of people would like to think we were scared into saying a prayer. What we did actually--we drank.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim.
When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!
That was the trouble with being a writer, that was the main trouble—leisure time, excessive leisure time. You had to wait around for the buildup until you could write and while you were waiting you went crazy, and while you were going crazy you drank and the more you drank the crazier you got.
Drank a lot of take home pay.
TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle
During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess Find out what Grant drinks and send a barrel of it to each of my other generals!
We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now. And tried to reach beyond the emptiness, but neither one knew how.
Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.
I drank my liver out.
I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.
[In] my era everybody smoked and everybody drank and there was no drug use
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!
I drank from the bottle again and it was a scary plunge because I always wanted to take too much. It hurt, but it was also impressive, like being in the hands of a bigger force. And because of that, a relief.
When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.
I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
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