This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.
She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.
I drank a lot, but I wouldn't have missed it. I look back on it as sort of dreary enjoyment, because I don't have to be there anymore.
And they drank heavily, partied with great enthusiasm, and relished the drug culture; they moved in and out and slept around, and this was okay because they defined their own morality. They were fighting for the Mexicans and the redwoods, dammit! They had to be good people!
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Good people drink good beer.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
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