Drunk Quotes - Page 3

• The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

  Alben W. Barkley

  Inspirational, Drinking, Intelligent

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• It's not a crime to get drunk.

  Joe Bob Briggs

  Crime

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• The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

  Jose Bergamin

  Men, Coward, Goes On

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• I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

  Richard Widmark

  Fog, Tyrants, Had A Great Time

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• Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Different, Sober, Bus

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• A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Men, Alcohol, Holding On

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• One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

  Jim Carrey

  Towns, One Thing, My Own

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• As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

  Rajneesh

  Becoming, Divine, Ecstasy

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• I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

  Sammy Hagar

  Drinking, Night, Long

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• 'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Mother, Country, Patriotic

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• It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

  Gertrude Stein

  Funny, Father, Son

  Everybody's Autobiography ch. 2 (1937)

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• What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?

  Sitting Bull

  Children, Native American, Men

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• My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

  Henny Youngman

  New York, Dad, Drinking

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• Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

  Sophia Bush

  Stay Strong, Reputation, Late

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• I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

  Jenny Frost

  Girl, Fall, Icy

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• I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

  Fiona Apple

  Five

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• Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

  Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

  Drinking, Ignorant, Suffering

  Brillat Savarin (2015). “The Physyology of Taste”, p.26, Editorial MAXTOR

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• When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

  Robert Smith

  Song, Guitar, Singers

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• Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

  William Wycherley

  Pleasure, Glorious, Manly

  1675 The Country Wife, act 1, sc.1.

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• My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

  George Gobel

  Uncles, Work, Drinking

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• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

  Tom Waits

  Alcohol, Religion, Atheism

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• If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Rabbits

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• I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Beauty, Sarcastic

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• Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

  Isaac Asimov

  Dream, Religious, Atheist

  "Like Rolling Uphill: Realizing the Honesty of Atheism". Book by Dianna Narciso, 2004.

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  You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

  Dean Martin

  Clever, Lying, Humorous

  In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112

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