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• I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

  Oliver Reed

  Love, Believe, Fall

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• Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

  Joyce Brothers

  Hangover, Shopping, Giving

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• I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

  Tracey Gold

  Mother, Drivers, Persons

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• There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  Food, Wine, Broken

  Joan Reardon, M.F.K. Fisher (2014). “The Art of Eating”, p.388, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

  Lucy Stone

  Husband, Dollars, Beats

  "The Progress of Fifty Years". Last public speech, to the Congress of Women at the Woman's Building of the World's Columbian Exposition (World's Fair), Chicago, Illinois, 1893.

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• "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

  Douglas Adams

  Glasses, Water, Hitchhiking

  "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, (Ch. 6), 1979.

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• Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

  Damien Hirst

  Sometimes

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• Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.

  William Tecumseh Sherman

  Crazy, History, Civil War

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• People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

  Davy Jones

  Sleep, Jumping, People

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• Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

  George Grosz

  Joy, Blind

  George Grosz (1982). “The autobiography of George Grosz: a small yes and a big no”

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• If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

  Dean Martin

  Retirement, Drinking, Book

  "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

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• When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  Brian O'Rourke

  Food, Fall, Drinking

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• The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

  Ronald Biggs

  New Year, Nice, Years

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• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

  Dave Attell

  Funny, School, Humor

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• Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

  Aleister Crowley

  Nature, Fighting, People

  "The Confessions of Aleister Crowley". Book by Aleister Crowley. Chapter 57, 1969.

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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Drinking, Book

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• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

  George Burns

  Funny, Drinking, Fall

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• Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Drinking, Glasses, Rose

  "The Beautiful and Damned". Book by F. Scott Fitzgerald, pitchfork.com. 1922.

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• He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

  Epictetus

  Philosophical, Glasses, Alcohol

  Epictetus (1807). “The Works of Epictetus: Consisting of His Discourses in Four Books Preserved by Arrian, the Enchiridion, and Fragments”, p.372

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• A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Inspirational, Character, Men

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• Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

  Lord Byron

  Drinking, Beer, Men

  'Don Juan' (1819-24) canto 2, st. 179

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• I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

  Bette Midler

  Drinking, Perspective, Alcohol

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Food, Wine, Cooking

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.17, 谷月社

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• The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

  Michael Caine

  Years, Actors, Research

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

  Jim Carrey

  My Own, Drunkenness

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