Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Good people drink good beer.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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