No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Good people drink good beer.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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