Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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