Drunk Quotes - Page 38

• I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That was before I went to England. I think both of us were pretty drunk at the time, so he probably doesn’t remember it.

  Jimi Hendrix

  Thinking, Years, England

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• It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It just turned into a big thing. I apologized profusely - not once but three times. So what's the problem? It's four years ago. Do I need to apologize again?

  Mel Gibson

  Thinking, Years, Three

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

  Will Ferrell

  Other Guys, Astronaut, Toothpaste

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• When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I wore this Prada dress covered in cooking utensils. I got drunk at the end of the night and started ripping them off and giving them as presents to people, so that was fun. I'm pretty sure that was the point of it, that's how Miuccia meant for it to go I'm sure.

  Carey Mulligan

  Fun, Night, Years

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• Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

  Eugene Mirman

  Thinking, Hegel, Think Of Me

  Eugene Mirman (2009). “The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life”, p.14, Harper Collins

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• If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

  Dean Martin

  Night, Thinking, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Legs, Tables, Drink

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mean, Redneck, Thinking

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• I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

  Richard Harris

  Drinking, Want, Problem

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• I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn't crawling around drunk on the floor.

  Dennis Hopper

  Drinking, Moving, Beer

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

  Jane Lynch

  Drinking, Kind, Hard

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• You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies’ man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven.

  Courtney Love

  Men, Names, Males

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Interesting, People, Important

  Marilyn Monroe, Ben Hecht (2006). “My Story”, p.72, Rowman & Littlefield

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• It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever be responsible for it.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Men, Responsible, Knows

  Christopher Hitchens (2012). “Long Live Hitch: Three Classic Books in One Volume”, p.1575, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This is what I said before Twilight. And then Obama came along and picked up all these young writers. I found out this guy, Jon Favreau — who’s not the actor Jon Favreau — is writing for him. And I was like, Wow, I wonder if the people who thought I was bullshitting at the time are like, ‘Oh my god. That guy! That kid who was drunk in some bar actually wrote the health care bill!’

  Robert Pattinson

  Lying, Twilight, Writing

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• Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'

  Shannen Doherty

  Life Changing, Eye, Bars

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• There's a difference between ad-libbing and improvising. And there's a difference between not knowing what to do and just saying something. Or making choices as an actor. As a writer also, as a person who's making a film, as a cameraman, everything is a choice. And it seems to me I don't really have to direct anyone or write down that somebody's getting drunk; all I have to do is say that there's a bottle there and put a bottle there and then they're going to get drunk.

  John Cassavetes

  Writing, Differences, Knowing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  Thinking, Mph, Car

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• Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Growing Up, Dad

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

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• Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

  Dave Attell

  Thinking, Behind You, Sweatshirts

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• There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was raised not to be. I might have been tripping over myself drunk, but I was always courteous.

  Slash

  Opposites, People, Rude

  "Slash: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 26, 2011.

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• When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

  Bam Margera

  Thinking, Wheels, Drink

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• My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Mother, Father, Singers

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• Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.

  Jello Biafra

  Lying, Believe, Greed

  Interview with Scott Thill, www.popmatters.com. January 24, 2001.

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• POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. I hope I didn't puke all over your sheets.2. What do you mean? I slept in your bed? Really? I don't remember any of it, I was so wasted.3. Thanks for not trying to molest me.

  Lauren Barnholdt

  Mean, Sleep, Guy

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