Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
I've been things and seen places.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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