Drinking Quotes - Page 5

• Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

  Gerard Way

  Beer, Alcohol, City Walls

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• Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

  W. C. Fields

  Travel, Book, Wine

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• I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

  George Gobel

  Beer, Drunk, Funny Sarcastic

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

  Dorothy Parker

  Two, Alcohol, Three

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I like my whisky old and my women young.

  Errol Flynn

  Scotch, Whiskey, Funny Alcohol

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• There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Funny, Food, Wine

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Autobiography and Other Writings”, p.347, Bantam Classics

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• Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

  Marquis de Sade

  Love, Life, Sex

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• I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

  Mark Twain

  Night, Scotch, Alcohol

  Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.42, Courier Corporation

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• Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

  Robert Benchley

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  "Fictional character: Mr. Albert Osborne". "The Major and the Minor", www.imdb.com. September 16, 1942.

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• There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

  Francois Rabelais

  Humorous, Wine, Beer

  Francois Rabelais (2014). “Gargantua and Pantagruel”, p.142, Lulu Press, Inc

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• A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

  Lord Byron

  Food, Salad, Becoming

  Lord Byron (1990). “The Sayings of Lord Byron”, p.12, Gerald Duckworth & Co

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• There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

  John Ciardi

  Beer, Sobriety, Moderation

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• I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Time, Sleep

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• A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Stupid, Beer, Artist

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 22 June 1958

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• It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

  Jim Morrison

  Night, Gambling, Next Day

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• If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

  Robert Louis Stevenson

  Dirty, Alcohol, World

  Robert Louis Stevenson (1884). “Treasure Island”, p.8

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• Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

  Dorothy Parker

  Wine, Envy, Alcohol

  Dorothy Parker (1944). “Dorothy Parker”

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• No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

  John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

  Book, Fighting, Beer

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• And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

  A. E. Housman

  Food, Book, Beer

  A Shropshire Lad no. 62, l. 21 (1896)

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• Work is the curse of the drinking class.
  I can resist everything except temptation.
  Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like excess.
  We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.

  Oscar Wilde

  Stars, Class, Temptation

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• He that drinks fast, pays slow.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Beer, Alcohol, Pay

  1733 Poor Richard's Almanack, Aug.

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  There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

  Bette Davis

  Wine, Glasses, Alcohol

  "Fictional character: Kit Marlowe". "Old Acquaintance", www.imdb.com. 1943.

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• Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

  Hal Foster

  Funny, Beer, Enjoy

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• If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

  Clement Freud

  Funny, Witty, Giving Up

  Quoted in Observer (London), 27 Dec. 1964.

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• I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

  Robert Benchley

  Beer, Comedy, Knows

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