I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
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