Drinking Quotes - Page 38

• I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights. I used to love wine but I've stopped drinking. I quit smoking and I'll never start again.

  Linda Evangelista

  Yoga, Hard Work, Wine

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• I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

  Harry Redknapp

  Football, Player, Thinking

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• There is drinking in lots of the songs because there is drinking in life. Drinking stimulates the imagination.

  Shane MacGowan

  Song, Imagination

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• This cocktail may be virgin, but you won't be after drinking it. Schisandra is a superberry, an adaptogen and... an aphrodisiac.

  Zoe Helene

  Aphrodisiac, May, Cocktails

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• It's about how whenever I fall in love, I have these expectations of the experience being a perfect dream, which, of course, ruins it. I imagine cradling my lover's head in my lap in a cab in the middle of the night, and drinking champagne in an elegant hotel suite. But life's rarely like that, and I usually end up walking home by myself in the rain.

  Rufus Wainwright

  Dream, Falling In Love, Rain

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• I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Cereal, Hands, Ideas

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• Liberation didn't solve anything. It just opened up the doors to greed. Some people mix up sex now as if they were eating or drinking like crazy.

  Jeanne Moreau

  Sex, Crazy, Doors

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• A good sherris-sack hath a twofold operation in it. It
  ascends me into the brain,... makes it apprehensive, quick,
  forgetive, full of nimble, fiery, and delectable shapes.

  William Shakespeare

  Wine, Imagination, Brain

  'Henry IV, Part 2' (1597) act 4, sc. 3, l. [103]

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• Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

  Bob Hope

  Kissing, Tea, Enough

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• I'm drinking lots of herbal tea.

  Cathy Freeman

  Tea, Herbal Tea

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• There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

  Demetri Martin

  House, Sleepovers, Lines

  Twitter post from Jun 19, 2012

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• I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

  Dave Attell

  Doctors, Order, Smoking

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• Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

  Greg Behrendt

  Sex, Pain, Revenge

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.71, Harmony

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• I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

  Chelsea Handler

  Coffee, People, Alcohol

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• Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

  Chelsea Handler

  Skins, Faces, Potatoes

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• I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

  Artie Lange

  Yankees, Years, Games

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• I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully, saved me from myself. Who saved me from destroying myself because of my background. Who saved me from wasting my life, drinking my life away, never fulfilling my dreams because of what I had come from, and truly believing and loving - truly the first person to ever truthfully, unconditionally love me.

  George Lopez

  Dream, Believe, Years

  George Lopez (2004). “Why You Crying?: My Long, Hard Look at Life, Love, and Laughter”, p.202, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is so insidious, so nefarious, and so deadly that simply by glamorizing it or poisoning our young adults, and I think it's a very separate category, but in no way am I suggesting that we move on from banning smoking in movies to banning drinking, you know, or whatever else we want to do.

  Joe Eszterhas

  Moving, Character, Thinking

  "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. October 9, 2002.

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• If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.

  Jay Mohr

  Thinking, Scotland, People

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• I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Lasts, Week

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• I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

  Doug Stanhope

  Benefits, Knows, Smoke

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• Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

  Doug Stanhope

  People, Age, Want

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• I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Comedian, Reason

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• My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer. Weddings, Funerals, Water Skiing, Parent-Teacher Conference. When I got sick around him as a kid growing up, he'd always warm me up a shot of 100 proof whiskey. Never got sick... that I can remember.

  Christopher Titus

  Teacher, Growing Up, Dad

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

  Andy Kindler

  Rights, People, Realizing

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