There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
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