Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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