Groucho Marx Quotes - Page 6

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• I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Thinking, Waiting

  "Fictional character: Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff". "Horse Feathers", www.imdb.com. 1932.

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• Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter.

  Groucho Marx

  Wisdom, Two, Forever

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• Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Peace, Crazy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

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• I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Writing, Mail

  Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.48, Simon and Schuster

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• The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Witty

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• Blood's not thicker than money.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Money, Inspiration

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• Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Communication

  "What Color is Your Paradigm: Thinking for Shaping Life and Results". Book by Howard Edson (p. 184), 2003.

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• I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

  Groucho Marx

  Wall, Inspiration, Years

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• I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Sarcastic, Crazy

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• How would you like to feel the way she looks?

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Insulting, Looks

  "Fictional character: Otis B. Driftwood". "A Night at the Opera", www.imdb.com. 1935.

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• Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Whales, Used

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• I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

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• A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

  Groucho Marx

  Women, Hair, Oil

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• I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

  Groucho Marx

  Country, Clubs, Lows

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• In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Husband, Humorous

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.192, Da Capo Press

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• Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Monkey Business (motion picture) (1931). Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone and S. J. Perelman.

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• It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

  Groucho Marx

  Hard Times, Society, Prosperity

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• You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

  Groucho Marx

  Beautiful, Inspiration, Beautiful Women

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• I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

  Groucho Marx

  Sexy, Men, Thinking

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• I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Rooms, Blanket

  "Fictional character: Hammer". "The Cocoanuts", www.imdb.com. 1929.

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• Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

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• He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

  Groucho Marx

  Drinking, Inspiration, Alcohol

  "Fictional character: S. Quentin Quale". "Go West", www.imdb.com. 1940.

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• I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Ends, Vulture

  Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.211, Simon and Schuster

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• I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

  Groucho Marx

  Girl, Inspiration, Able

  "Fictional character: Ronald Kornblow". A Night in Casablanca, 1946.

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