Rodney Dangerfield Quotes - Page 15

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• We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, School, Kids

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• Man, who don't like spaghetti?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Men, Spaghetti

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Doctors, Blood, Too Much

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• At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Time, Fighting, Men

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• A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• I was a poster child... for birth control!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Children, Humor

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• I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Wife, My Wife

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• Life is just a bowl of pits.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Success, Humor

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• My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Wife

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• People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Morning, Wind, People

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• My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Self

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• I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Garbage, Should

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• I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Clothes, Stores, Bigs

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• Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Hey, Shack, Getting Laid

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.143, Zondervan

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• I don't get no respect

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Tombstone, No Respect

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 14 June 1970

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• My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Father, Childhood

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• She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Kings, Two, Bed

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• My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Sex, Blow

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