Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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